brulimia:

victoriagrace:

vindictiverot:

bat embryos!

SO CUTE

Wah!!! Can I buy one online?

(via buried-in-black-lingerie)

And now making more progress on season 2. I love watching their relationship develop, but the sexual tension kills me.

And now making more progress on season 2. I love watching their relationship develop, but the sexual tension kills me.

Movie number two of the night. Just finished.

Movie number two of the night. Just finished.

Movie number one of the night.

Movie number one of the night.

My sister just texted me asking for my netflix account.

And then she said “So…is there any chance you want to come home to hang out with me and magic?”

She gets nervous staying in our house alone, and she just dropped my parents off at the airport. I love being a big sister.

snuffedout:

gypsymagikkk:

panselysium:

Two Medicine Lake, Glacier National Park, Montana, US 

I just wanna explore here.

Can you believe this lake is 200+ feet deep? Look how clear that is, it creates an illusion that its shallow.

snuffedout:

gypsymagikkk:

panselysium:

Two Medicine Lake, Glacier National Park, Montana, US 

I just wanna explore here.

Can you believe this lake is 200+ feet deep? Look how clear that is, it creates an illusion that its shallow.


Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

Just watched this the other night.

Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

Just watched this the other night.

(Source: bornonthesideofahill, via movies-classics)

Every time I go to a restaurant

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and they tell me I can’t order from the kids meal, a little part of me dies. I known I’m an adult, but the idea of a chicken strip and macaroni and cheese meal that also comes with a decorative take away cup, for only 6 bucks is appealing to me. What’s that? I also get a placemat with puzzles and crayons? yes please. But no it’s cool, I’ll just get the $11 fettucini alfredo that’s covered in tomatoes and other plants.

This just described my entire life.

AZ Green Tea saving my life.

AZ Green Tea saving my life.

arseniccupcakes:

velocicrafter:

stfusexists:

First of all, Wes, I don’t think you meant to sign this “Men”, I think you meant to sign it “Assholes”. Because that is clearly what you are.
Am I really going to have to deconstruct this sentence by sentence? Yes. Yes I am. 
First of all, jackass, she didn’t start her career by “showing her ass”. She started her career by spraying Army plane parts with fire retardent material and inspecting parachutes, which is what she was doing when someone for Yank magazine came in and took pictures of her. What the fuck have you done with your life? Have you inspected any parachutes lately? Or have you been too busy fucking around on Facebook all goddamn day?
Second, if you can think of a way to make a name for yourself as a woman in Hollywood in the 40’s that doesn’t include being a sex symbol, you let me know. I’ll wait. 
So being an alcoholic or a drug addict makes someone worthless? Do me a favor and never take part in an intervention. You would be terrible at it.
There’s no proof that Marilyn Monroe ever had an abortion. She had a ton of miscarriages caused by endometriosis, which is an extremely painful medical condition that we still don’t know very much about, fifty years later. (Also, just FYI, a lot of people turn to self-medicating with drugs and alcohol when there is nothing else they can do for a medical condition. Which you would know, if you weren’t a complete douchecanoe.)
Even if she had one, two, A MILLION abortions, that wouldn’t make her a worthless person. It would make her a person with a medical history that is, in fact, none of your goddamn business.
You’re right, bro, our society NEVER hero worships drug addicts. In fact, dying of a drug overdose or having an addiction completely invalidates any contribution you ever make to society. People certainly don’t have any respect for Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, Heath Ledger, Chris Farley, or John Lennon! 
TL;DR: If you think that you, as a raging judgmental sexist, deserve better in your life than a beautiful, talented film legend who was hounded to death by assholes like you, you are fucking delusional.

Wesley Holleger, everyone! If you’re interested, ladies, he’s currently looking for someone better than Marilyn Monroe!

I don’t have a slow clap gif, so here’s Maya Rudolph raising the roof as Whitney Houston:

arseniccupcakes:

velocicrafter:

stfusexists:

First of all, Wes, I don’t think you meant to sign this “Men”, I think you meant to sign it “Assholes”. Because that is clearly what you are.

Am I really going to have to deconstruct this sentence by sentence? Yes. Yes I am. 

  • First of all, jackass, she didn’t start her career by “showing her ass”. She started her career by spraying Army plane parts with fire retardent material and inspecting parachutes, which is what she was doing when someone for Yank magazine came in and took pictures of her. What the fuck have you done with your life? Have you inspected any parachutes lately? Or have you been too busy fucking around on Facebook all goddamn day?
  • Second, if you can think of a way to make a name for yourself as a woman in Hollywood in the 40’s that doesn’t include being a sex symbol, you let me know. I’ll wait. 
  • So being an alcoholic or a drug addict makes someone worthless? Do me a favor and never take part in an intervention. You would be terrible at it.
  • There’s no proof that Marilyn Monroe ever had an abortion. She had a ton of miscarriages caused by endometriosis, which is an extremely painful medical condition that we still don’t know very much about, fifty years later. (Also, just FYI, a lot of people turn to self-medicating with drugs and alcohol when there is nothing else they can do for a medical condition. Which you would know, if you weren’t a complete douchecanoe.)
  • Even if she had one, two, A MILLION abortions, that wouldn’t make her a worthless person. It would make her a person with a medical history that is, in fact, none of your goddamn business.
  • You’re right, bro, our society NEVER hero worships drug addicts. In fact, dying of a drug overdose or having an addiction completely invalidates any contribution you ever make to society. People certainly don’t have any respect for Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, Heath Ledger, Chris Farley, or John Lennon! 

TL;DR: If you think that you, as a raging judgmental sexist, deserve better in your life than a beautiful, talented film legend who was hounded to death by assholes like you, you are fucking delusional.

Wesley Holleger, everyone! If you’re interested, ladies, he’s currently looking for someone better than Marilyn Monroe!

I don’t have a slow clap gif, so here’s Maya Rudolph raising the roof as Whitney Houston:

(via punkrockbetty)

ladyfrankenstein13:

Memory foam bed, Fight Club and Coco pops. Partying hard tonight.

I love the print on the wall.

ladyfrankenstein13:

Memory foam bed, Fight Club and Coco pops. Partying hard tonight.

I love the print on the wall.

midwest-monster:

The only open spot I could find was covered by this mountain of snow. So I parked on it. FTW!

You’re my hero.

midwest-monster:

The only open spot I could find was covered by this mountain of snow. So I parked on it. FTW!

You’re my hero.

There’s too much Jesus shit on my tumblr.

Where did you people come from?!

The sexual tension in this movie is insane.

(Source: gaspardians, via vintagevandalizm)